The Golden KAMpass...(18SG)

~Long long time ago...there was a young fat kid smpkam who lives in a cold mountain..so cold..so cold...One day..he saw a small puppy name Liangdog...lying on the floor..it seems like its badly injured...a bad guy Demon fish is assaulting the puppy wif a dudo....(lol!!!)Liangdog is yawwning...(lol again)!!"

Fat kid smpkam rush in front and stop the Demon fish and shout at him : "hei..!!wat are u doing?isnt it violence to whack a dog wif a dudo?"
Demon fish: "Den in ur opinion, wat should i use"?
To save the dog..Fat kid smpkam simply answer him by giving him the golden answer : "THE GOLDEN KAMPASS".

~And the scene change and showing the author JX, Writer: JX, Editor: JX.....and finally turn back into the whacking scene...

Demon Fish : " The golden Kampass?where can i get that piece of shit?"
Smpkam replied: "erm...maybe the golden mountain..."..
Demon fish: "ok ..i will search for this piece of shit..afk..brb..."
Demon fish jump into the acid river n swim his way to the GOLDEN MOUNTAIN...
Smpkam walk in front to liangdog and sending condolence to him.."how r u, my dog(frend)?"
Liangdog is so mad by saying: "WTF..i m enjoying the dudo wif pleasure and u are interrupting me....by saying the golden kampass...Do u know that Demon fish is the most devil fish in this Silver mountain? if he walks into the golden mountain...all the living animal in the golden mountain will be tortured till dead by that little devil fish...we have to hurry n stop him before its too late..."
SmpKAM: "OMG!!LETS GO...~~~.........."
~Suddenly..a handsome magician speaks out: THE golden kampass can stop him...u muz get it before he has it..the golden kampass has the special ability and power to save the world...

Smpkam:" Who r u ?
Liangdog:"yeah..who the fuk r u ..?...The magician : "i m someone wif nuthing...my name is nonamekid...n dissappeared like ninja style...
Smpkam looking at liangdog...:"lets start our journey"..............................................

Will dey able stop demon fish in time?can dey do it in time?


To be continued..................... COPYRIGHT: BY MR KJX

gayship..!!(2)

yes..smpsam is dying soon...soon..very soon...4 of them can do nuthing...malaykid is crying like a dog..chin cb fishie and solo teo is steady like a cat...finally......smpsam...die peacefully wif a cute smile...malaykid is hugging smpsam so tight..damn kao tight that 1...n screaming...KAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n kiss his cheeks..chin cb fishie n solo teo felt so geli..wtf's wrong wif him...gay man......suddenly...a super handsome guy's appeared and touch malaykid's shoulder n said: "dun sad brother..i m jx..let me save ur lover".....with a simple n stylish touch on smpsam's face...he is opening his eyes...HE IS REVIVING!!!!everybody is stun in that miracle moment..unbelieveble~!!~!~!~!~!!~!....malaykid and smpsam hug so tight..wat a touching moment...but yet so geli..eyer...and jx dissappeared in a stylish and handsome way again..lastly..dey walk throughwards the sunshine...with a wonderful ending....peace~~~

Frendship..!!

LONG TIME AGO..a kid name smpsam...is farking fat n talkative..his best frend chin cb, malaykid , solo teo and water fish are his best buddy that likes to wondering around n to ccb things...one day...5 of them are walking on the road..SUDDENLY..a big lorry was speeding and bang smpsam.....omg.....wtf...smpsam is badly injured n holding chin cb frends...leaving his last message to 5 of them....smpsam : chin cb...pls dun keep go ppl house...ur house oso not very hot...chin cb : u tot i wan punya meh...aih~~smpsam : malaykid ..pls dun eat so much..ur almost same like me... malaykid: sobz i will give my dog then..dun worry...smpsam : solo teo..pls dun solo so much...n u host like sux...solo teo: ..............next time dun ask me cre8...and lastly..smpsam : water fish...ur kidding skill sux..n pls dun simply mad n whack ur own frends...fre..fre...f.....................nds...smpsam take his last breath...water fish : WTF!!!!!!wat will happen?is smpsam dead? to be continue

WTF!!!!long time no blog..

harlow to all my fans..long time no blog due to the reason of 4geting my log in password...god damn it....will get back to my story asap....pls stay tune...~~

Ganjong...black skin returns..

will be post up soon

Ganjong..The return of dulan blog..

Long time no c my fans..welcome to my new blog...let me tell u a story that makes u feel dulan...

long long time ago...very farking long...3 young men...name sammy, malay n chen wai lang are very gd frend...sammy is a very fat guy...malay is a very malay guy, wai lang is a lang...3 of them is very kind hearted...

one day...when sammy was sleeping..a black shadow is moving around the wall..looking something to stick...it drop down to the bed n start moving to sammy's body...it is eating sammy's soul...(macam spiderman 3 lar..)..sammy scream..FUK ARH!!!!!malay rush to the room n c wat happen...n he saw a black fat kam moving around...he is shock n asking sammy wat happen...sammy wat oso didnt say..straight slap kao malay 360% degree n crash to the wall...BOOM...malaykid stands up n try to run away..but sammy catch n slap kao malay again...chen wai lang heard the sound n rush in n c wat happen..he saw sammy macam spiderman 3 den scold kao him..FUK U AR..u fat ass...put malay down or else i kill u...sammy put down malay n change to other target...TIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ur next....wai lang straight take the sword n chap sammy's stomach...sammy is so fast...he slap kao wai lang 360
% degree n bang into malaykid...both of them is down..vomiting...sammy is laughing damn kao loud..HAHAHAHAHAHAH..u 2 are finish...suddenly sammy choke himself n keep coughing..wai lang straight catch malaykid's hand n run...both of them run like yaoming...suddenly a big pressure...a man standing in front of them...asking both of them..."WHERE IS MY BLACK SKIN?"guess who is this?will sammy kill both of them..to be continue....