David BecKAM....the legendary...?

Yes...is last the second!!!...and David BecKAM scores!!!yes...KALASAI TEAM HAS WON THE 2008 MAS(MANA ADA SYSTEM) CHAMPIONSHIP CUP..HE DID IT!!!

well...before that...let me introduced to u who is david becKAM..becKAM is a newbie basketball player who juz join the Kalasai team....he wanted to play for Kalasai team n help them to get the 2008 MAS CUP..but he cant becoz..he was alwiz bully by his teammate name Expired Fish and Mustafar Liang...

During the training session...Expired fish alwiz uses the basketball to throw him or kick him and mustafar liang like to touch and kiss his asss..~~kind of sexual harrass...~~lol~~...

Until one day....becKam finally kenot tahan anymore...he started to defend himself n scold them...FUK OFF..DUN THROW ME AND DUN TOUCH MY ASS U LITTLE PUSSY KID....
holyshit...Expired and mustafar is damn mad...wif fire burning in their eyes....looking at him...

Omg..wat will happen to becKam?

~~~To be continue~~

The Golden Kampass 2nd part..(18SX)

Yes...fat kid smpsam and liangdog are on their way to chase the evil demon fish before its too late..during the long journey..they have gone through alot of trap such as .."eating rotten banana","sleep while raining" and etc..lol...but..all the places they walkthrough are all flooded with blood and dead bodies...ish....Finally dey found that demon fish is wondering around in the golden mountain..n somehow looks like searching for the golden kampass...

Fat kid smpsam : hey bad fish..stop searching..i was juz joking with u..golden kampass doesnt even exist in this world...

Demon Fish : Fu*k you...u say ada punya?KAMNASAI

Liangdog : enough of being a fool..i let u torture my dear..come...(lying on the floor like gay..eyer)..~~COME MY BABY...

Demon Fish : Fuck off..i m not in the mood to play SM with you without the golden Kampass...

Fat kid smpsam finally think out a special idea..yea..wat it is?

Fat kid smpsam : hei..i have the golden kampass with me...see..is gold colour..see....!!

Demon Fish took it from smpsam and start questioning how to use it.

Demon Fish : HEI..HOW SHOULD I USE IT!!!???

Fat kid smpsam : this is golden kampass..u also can call it as domdom...wear it on ur "paip water"..after that target ur "paip water" towards the right hole...and enjoy the sweetest moment in life...lol..

Demon Fish : Liangdog..how many holes u got???

Liangdog : 1 ...2 ....3.....4....should be 4 i think...

Demon Fish : WTF... WHICH HOLE SHOULD I TARGET...

Fat kid smpsam : cool down my frend..target the hole that u feel most comfortable..

Demon Fish follow the steps given by Fat kid smpsam

Demon Fish and Liangdog are both screaming loud and clear...

Fat kid Smpsam : so isnt it better den playing SM?

Demon Fish : shut up u bit*h... YEAH~~

Fat kid smpsam : HAHAHA...

Human s*x starts wif e*e and a*am...n thats how animal starts with...DEMON FISH AND LIANDOG... LOL


~~The END~~