David BecKAM....the legendary...?

Yes...is last the second!!!...and David BecKAM scores!!!yes...KALASAI TEAM HAS WON THE 2008 MAS(MANA ADA SYSTEM) CHAMPIONSHIP CUP..HE DID IT!!!

well...before that...let me introduced to u who is david becKAM..becKAM is a newbie basketball player who juz join the Kalasai team....he wanted to play for Kalasai team n help them to get the 2008 MAS CUP..but he cant becoz..he was alwiz bully by his teammate name Expired Fish and Mustafar Liang...

During the training session...Expired fish alwiz uses the basketball to throw him or kick him and mustafar liang like to touch and kiss his asss..~~kind of sexual harrass...~~lol~~...

Until one day....becKam finally kenot tahan anymore...he started to defend himself n scold them...FUK OFF..DUN THROW ME AND DUN TOUCH MY ASS U LITTLE PUSSY KID....
holyshit...Expired and mustafar is damn mad...wif fire burning in their eyes....looking at him...

Omg..wat will happen to becKam?

~~~To be continue~~

The Golden Kampass 2nd part..(18SX)

Yes...fat kid smpsam and liangdog are on their way to chase the evil demon fish before its too late..during the long journey..they have gone through alot of trap such as .."eating rotten banana","sleep while raining" and etc..lol...but..all the places they walkthrough are all flooded with blood and dead bodies...ish....Finally dey found that demon fish is wondering around in the golden mountain..n somehow looks like searching for the golden kampass...

Fat kid smpsam : hey bad fish..stop searching..i was juz joking with u..golden kampass doesnt even exist in this world...

Demon Fish : Fu*k you...u say ada punya?KAMNASAI

Liangdog : enough of being a fool..i let u torture my dear..come...(lying on the floor like gay..eyer)..~~COME MY BABY...

Demon Fish : Fuck off..i m not in the mood to play SM with you without the golden Kampass...

Fat kid smpsam finally think out a special idea..yea..wat it is?

Fat kid smpsam : hei..i have the golden kampass with me...see..is gold colour..see....!!

Demon Fish took it from smpsam and start questioning how to use it.

Demon Fish : HEI..HOW SHOULD I USE IT!!!???

Fat kid smpsam : this is golden kampass..u also can call it as domdom...wear it on ur "paip water"..after that target ur "paip water" towards the right hole...and enjoy the sweetest moment in life...lol..

Demon Fish : Liangdog..how many holes u got???

Liangdog : 1 ...2 ....3.....4....should be 4 i think...

Demon Fish : WTF... WHICH HOLE SHOULD I TARGET...

Fat kid smpsam : cool down my frend..target the hole that u feel most comfortable..

Demon Fish follow the steps given by Fat kid smpsam

Demon Fish and Liangdog are both screaming loud and clear...

Fat kid Smpsam : so isnt it better den playing SM?

Demon Fish : shut up u bit*h... YEAH~~

Fat kid smpsam : HAHAHA...

Human s*x starts wif e*e and a*am...n thats how animal starts with...DEMON FISH AND LIANDOG... LOL


~~The END~~

The Golden KAMpass...(18SG)

~Long long time ago...there was a young fat kid smpkam who lives in a cold mountain..so cold..so cold...One day..he saw a small puppy name Liangdog...lying on the floor..it seems like its badly injured...a bad guy Demon fish is assaulting the puppy wif a dudo....(lol!!!)Liangdog is yawwning...(lol again)!!"

Fat kid smpkam rush in front and stop the Demon fish and shout at him : "hei..!!wat are u doing?isnt it violence to whack a dog wif a dudo?"
Demon fish: "Den in ur opinion, wat should i use"?
To save the dog..Fat kid smpkam simply answer him by giving him the golden answer : "THE GOLDEN KAMPASS".

~And the scene change and showing the author JX, Writer: JX, Editor: JX.....and finally turn back into the whacking scene...

Demon Fish : " The golden Kampass?where can i get that piece of shit?"
Smpkam replied: "erm...maybe the golden mountain..."..
Demon fish: "ok ..i will search for this piece of shit..afk..brb..."
Demon fish jump into the acid river n swim his way to the GOLDEN MOUNTAIN...
Smpkam walk in front to liangdog and sending condolence to him.."how r u, my dog(frend)?"
Liangdog is so mad by saying: "WTF..i m enjoying the dudo wif pleasure and u are interrupting me....by saying the golden kampass...Do u know that Demon fish is the most devil fish in this Silver mountain? if he walks into the golden mountain...all the living animal in the golden mountain will be tortured till dead by that little devil fish...we have to hurry n stop him before its too late..."
SmpKAM: "OMG!!LETS GO...~~~.........."
~Suddenly..a handsome magician speaks out: THE golden kampass can stop him...u muz get it before he has it..the golden kampass has the special ability and power to save the world...

Smpkam:" Who r u ?
Liangdog:"yeah..who the fuk r u ..?...The magician : "i m someone wif nuthing...my name is nonamekid...n dissappeared like ninja style...
Smpkam looking at liangdog...:"lets start our journey"..............................................

Will dey able stop demon fish in time?can dey do it in time?


To be continued..................... COPYRIGHT: BY MR KJX

gayship..!!(2)

yes..smpsam is dying soon...soon..very soon...4 of them can do nuthing...malaykid is crying like a dog..chin cb fishie and solo teo is steady like a cat...finally......smpsam...die peacefully wif a cute smile...malaykid is hugging smpsam so tight..damn kao tight that 1...n screaming...KAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n kiss his cheeks..chin cb fishie n solo teo felt so geli..wtf's wrong wif him...gay man......suddenly...a super handsome guy's appeared and touch malaykid's shoulder n said: "dun sad brother..i m jx..let me save ur lover".....with a simple n stylish touch on smpsam's face...he is opening his eyes...HE IS REVIVING!!!!everybody is stun in that miracle moment..unbelieveble~!!~!~!~!~!!~!....malaykid and smpsam hug so tight..wat a touching moment...but yet so geli..eyer...and jx dissappeared in a stylish and handsome way again..lastly..dey walk throughwards the sunshine...with a wonderful ending....peace~~~

Frendship..!!

LONG TIME AGO..a kid name smpsam...is farking fat n talkative..his best frend chin cb, malaykid , solo teo and water fish are his best buddy that likes to wondering around n to ccb things...one day...5 of them are walking on the road..SUDDENLY..a big lorry was speeding and bang smpsam.....omg.....wtf...smpsam is badly injured n holding chin cb frends...leaving his last message to 5 of them....smpsam : chin cb...pls dun keep go ppl house...ur house oso not very hot...chin cb : u tot i wan punya meh...aih~~smpsam : malaykid ..pls dun eat so much..ur almost same like me... malaykid: sobz i will give my dog then..dun worry...smpsam : solo teo..pls dun solo so much...n u host like sux...solo teo: ..............next time dun ask me cre8...and lastly..smpsam : water fish...ur kidding skill sux..n pls dun simply mad n whack ur own frends...fre..fre...f.....................nds...smpsam take his last breath...water fish : WTF!!!!!!wat will happen?is smpsam dead? to be continue

WTF!!!!long time no blog..

harlow to all my fans..long time no blog due to the reason of 4geting my log in password...god damn it....will get back to my story asap....pls stay tune...~~

Ganjong...black skin returns..

will be post up soon